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Guy - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I guess anyone with a name like Enos is just asking for it anyway. Call him Enos or Anus, I still call this five.

Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio, was thinking this was a different, much older song called "Venus" - have to DKTOS here.

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Guy...thanks for reading, Paul.

Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Poor bastard must've been the butt of many a joke. 5's

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe...guess he didn't care...he was stooopid. Thanks, Johnny.

Agrimorfee - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

"Can't say Enos", not "Couldn't say Enos"....And "anus" should have ryhmed with the word at the end of the line. But I can't say this wasn't funny. 445

2nz - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

So, (heh,heh), you're Enos (heh, heh), as in Uranus? Sorry, didn't mean to make fun of you're anus. Good work, Adagio. Hey, I heard something about you on the messageboards...

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks , ag!

I'm not Enos. What did you hear? huh,huh,huh?

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh...I saw.....:)

Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one Pat! Butt now I am wondering which states pronounce it that way....;-)

Paul - never heard of this song? You must have spent the spring of 1970 in a cave! :-O

Rice Cube - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehe...you said "anus" ;-D

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Merry and Rice, thanks!

Mer...usually southern states

Rice Cube, yea I said 'anus'. This site is getting to me!! :D

alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

and i thought my name was bad.......5s

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin (alvin's not a bad name).

Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job Adagio aka Pat! 555!

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jack.

Arwen - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Fabulous work, Adagio!! You're making us little clever shorties look good!!

Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer - Who told you about the Cave? That's supposed to be a secret. Actually I did spent a number of years studiously avoiding popular culture.

Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Arwen...it is our duty, right?

Dagnabit, Paul...listen to a midi..it's short. :D Like us!

Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Paul - that Cave wouldn't be in the Socal desert would it? I think I've been there... ;-)

Adagio, I suspected they were Dixonish as opposed to Masonish... ;-D

Arwen - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes...as we have been bestowed the great honor of being extremely cute, exceptionally witty, occasionally clumsy, and predominantly short...it really is our duty and pleasure to represent this...our master race...with dignity. You Go, Missy!

Adagio - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer...maybe one for each side?

Meriadoc - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Mason Enos Dixon - has a nice ring to it! ;-)

Adagio - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe...or Mason Anus Dixon, Mer.

Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Adadio - OK, I'm going to have to find the midi and listen to it. Mer - missed you March remark about the "Cave"/Socal Desert...it MIGHT have been the same cave...

Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above!

Adagio - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny...Paul...http://www.docmelster.com/page3a.html

Agrimorfee - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) My comment of above still stands.

Paul Robinson - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC)Adagio - Of course I know this song! What is wrong with my brain (that's rhetorical, I'm not really looking for any additional diagnosis')! Fine job. 5's -

Peregrin - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I think your Eynos was quite slick, Adagio, if you don't me saying so!

Adagio - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul.. :D and thanks Peregrin!!!

Spaff.com - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Remember Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltraine's "Enos, you dipstick!"? Suddenly, "dipstick" has taken on a whole new meaning.

Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmm...cute, but I didn't think it was one of your best. Maybe because the original song didn't give you as much to work with. Maybe because I'm Uranus'ed out at the time.

Adagio - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Spaff and Jeff. Dipstick, eh? :D

MysteryGoat - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Well even though I don't know who Shocking Blue is I at least knew what the song was and could use the Bananarama version as a refernece in my head. I.E. I had the Bananarama version in my head. You proabably figured that out I just like typing Bananarama. Good Job dude.

Adagio - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks MG! Must be fun to type Bananarama....yep it is.

Claude Prez - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Boy, am I glad Jeff brought up "Uranus". Because "Uranus" has been so prominent lately, it's inevitable someone would go into it. Uh, so anyway, good job, 'dergio.

Adagio - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Claude.

martha - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment

very concise and witty parody...LOL

Adagio - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, martha!

Jess Cully - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment

No wonder Enos Stan Kroenke calls himself E. Stan...

Venus Fly Trap - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Hey Jeff, Claude: I've heard the planet's name being pronounced as "Yur-rahn-us" (my 5th grade teacher), "Yur-in-nus" ( a PBS special, supposedly the "official" way to say it. Still, you could joke about the sound "urine" in that ), and of course "your anus" as popularized by "E.T." and other sources. I'm familar with the Shocking Blue hit but with the Bananarama version you got THREE goddesses on the mountaintop. Anyway great parody.

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