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Song Parodies -> "Polar Freeze"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Breeze"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Seals & Crofts
Parody Song Title:
"Polar Freeze"
Parody Written by:
Frosty the no-man
The Lyrics
Brrrr!
Hear for certain, clanging at my window
Won’t be leaving, zero Fahrenheit
A bitter fright, a-whining with a wind flow
And a snow that will sting with bite
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
See my scraper, clearing off the sidewalk
The bitter freezing makes me grouse at chore
Then I block the numbness of my toe tips
Then I scream that my chest is sore
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
Sleet days are bummer, the prez is in gloom
He’ll lie, obsess much, conveying “immune”
And he will moan as a bard berserk
Like a vortex blare, polar airs been hurled
Go inside, no hating no more bitchin’
Not looking at the haters’ news
See alarms that preach of a cold spree
On TV screen, polar days are blue
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
Won’t be leaving, zero Fahrenheit
A bitter fright, a-whining with a wind flow
And a snow that will sting with bite
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
See my scraper, clearing off the sidewalk
The bitter freezing makes me grouse at chore
Then I block the numbness of my toe tips
Then I scream that my chest is sore
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
Sleet days are bummer, the prez is in gloom
He’ll lie, obsess much, conveying “immune”
And he will moan as a bard berserk
Like a vortex blare, polar airs been hurled
Go inside, no hating no more bitchin’
Not looking at the haters’ news
See alarms that preach of a cold spree
On TV screen, polar days are blue
Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign
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You Trump hate is so hot, it keeps burning at thirty below zero
But aside from that, good ironic matchup of "Summer Breeze" with "Polar Freeze" A good parody always starts with a cute idea like that.
Any more of this "global warming" and we're ALL gonna freeze to death!
Such a chilling parody.
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