[JOE TORRE:]
Steinbrenner come and see what's going on in center [field].
This is Joe Torre, sir!
There's a woman in center field.
Acknowledge!

[GEORGE STEINBRENNER:]
I see her there, Torre.
Let's see what she's gonna do.

[JOE TORRE:]
Hope she doesn't act too silly.
I hope she has a good time.

[WOMAN:]
I got to dance with the New York Yankees.
I got to dance with the New York Yankees.
Whoa

Hey, Derek Jeter wants to be my lover.
He's the best Yankee I've ever discovered.
Flash Gordon's left me. He's searchin' for stars
And Jason Giambi wants me banished to Mars.

Tell me A-Rod honey can you feel my emotion?
I'm acting like a snail in very slow motion.
I know it's been a while but now I have my chance.
All I'd really like to do with you is dance.

I lost got to dance with the New York Yankees
Right here in the Boogie Down.
Dancing with the Team that Ruth Built
Hand in hand we'll come around.

Listen Jeter baby let's just have a party.
The party poopers in the dugout act so farty.
Move it to the beat. The rhythm is nice.
The music's so hot I'll need a bucket of ice.

And you, Tino Martinez, want this dance to last.
But if you want to dance with me, make it fast.
Lift me up and spin if you will.
I want to feel your athletic thrill!

I got to dance with the New York Yankees
Right here in the Boogie Down.
Dancing with the Team that Ruth Built
Hand in hand we'll come around.

[GEORGE STEINBRENNER:]
Torre, listen to me. This is Steinbrenner.
Please contact Cashman mundo pronto.
Request status check. Over.

[WOMAN:]
I'm nervous.

[JOE TORRE:]
Yo Cashman, there's a woman on the field.
She is dancing with some of the Yanks.
Acknowledge.

[WOMAN:]
I'm trembling

[JOE TORRE:]
Oh, Cashman, the woman's throwing trash. Confirm.

[WOMAN:]
Shaking

[BRIAN CASHMAN:]
What's going on out there?

[WOMAN:]
I got to dance with the New York Yankees
Right here in the Boogie Down.
Dancing with the Team that Ruth Built
Hand in hand we'll come around.
I got to dance with the New York Yankees, oh!

Torre is coming out to get me.
Pulse rate increasing as the heat factor soars.
[So] hurry! Make me feel your force!
Don't worry "bout Torre. We're locked on course!

I got to dance with the New York Yankees
Right here in the Boogie Down.
Dancing with the Team that Ruth Built
Hand in hand we'll come around.

I got to dance with the New York Yankees
Right here in the Boogie Down.
Dancing with the Team that Ruth Built
Hand in hand we'll come around.

(Repeat and fade with:)

[JOE TORRE:]
Torre speaking.
Be advised we have serious (???)
I repeat, serious (???)

[BRIAN CASHMAN:]
Steinbrenner!
Call the whole crew off the field at once, sir!
There is trash everywhere!