Song Parodies -> "Fatter"

Original Song Title:

"Shattered"

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Original Performer:

"Fatter"

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The Lyrics

A song that I hope never applies to any of us...

(Fatter...fatter)
Eggs and ham and bacon grease and now I'll never see my feet
And look at these, pants in tatters!
I'm fatter. (Fatter)
My weight is so alarming but it's only me I'm harming
All you can eat buffets, I've shut them down
I've got a pot belly big enough to hide my genitalia
A brand new fashion? (Fatter)
Burgers, french fries, chocolate shake
And cake and cake and cake and CAKE and
Look at these, pants in tatters!
I'm fatter.
All this chitter chatter, chitter chatter, chitter chatter
'bout chronic heart diseases
My heart's beating fine as far as I can tell
Doctors are getting madder! (Fatter)
My body's a giant mess
And now I have to wear a dress
A dress, a dress, a dress! Does it matter?
I'm fatter. Does it matter?
(Instrumental break/hand clapping)
Ahhh, look at these, pants in tatters! I'm fatter
Look at me, getting fatter. I'm fatter
Eating 'cause of stress and fun and
that's what makes me weigh a ton
Soda, candy chocolate treats
Necessitate the Fat Police
And look at these, pants in tatters, yeah! I'm fatter...
Don't you know that my weight's goin' up, up, up, up, up!
No amount of food will be enough 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff
You got cake mix and butter, raw eggs, and milk
What a delectible platter, I'm fatter
There's raw cake batter, splattered all over my moustache.
I'm too fat for Jared's diet, but go ahead, take me to Subway, I'm kind of hungry
My aching bladder!
I spend whole days on the
Crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper
Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die on the crapper!

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Claude Prez - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job! Best "Shattered" parody since "Shatner"! (Okay, the only one) But still--super job and congrats; I think ya got hit by the "one guy" your first time out.

Meriadoc - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment

That was excellent!

Charlie Decker - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks guys...I try ;-)

Wild Man - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Charlie, nice work man. Keep sending your in stuff.

2nz - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, drat. I just had this exact parody title idea, so I rushed to see anyone had had it before me. Good thing I did too. This is excellent. And saved me a couple of days parodying a song that already has a superior parody of the same title. Again g/j.

Paul Robinson - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Charlie D - Haven't seen you post in a while, good to see you back. Excellent come-back posting. You have returned in style - bon mots. & bon-bons. This one is truly "Phat" (that's what them-there kids say now, isn't it? Or is that LAST-decades "Hip" equivalent?)/

Charie Decker - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks guys!

Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) missed this the first time. Hope I get to read more of your stuff. Great Job.

Charlie Decker - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Loosekanen, thanks. Go ahead and look me up under parody authors. :-)

Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC)Good job,dude, especially in changing every line that Jagger uttered. 555

Charlie Decker - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Not quite true, Agrimorfee...I kept the "chitter chatter" part ;-)

Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Again I say: Excellent! (And you just gave me an idea for an Elvis parody - hee hee)

Spaff.com - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll take all of that along with a Charlie Triple-Decker. Great stuff. I love it all the way through.

Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) "My weight is so alarming but it's only me I'm harming" ..... Is there really any harm in saying "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" ? Never mind, just a goofy non-sequitur that came to mind as I enjoyed the internal pacing and rhyme. 555

Adagio - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS I thought I would know it since it's Rolling Stones, but I don't...good read!

Phil Alexander - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent use of words in this one, it's beautifully scripted.

Thinks... "I've got a pot belly big enough to hide my genitalia" - I think you might have given Spaff an idea ;-)

martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

yes .. this one should have been done to an Elvis tune! very funny!

Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done Charlie!

Charlie Decker - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a lot everybody...glad I could be of some use around here.

2nz - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Still superior stuff, Charlie. And what 2nz said.

Mark - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment

You ripped this idea and some of the lyrics off of the WDVE morning show when Stanely P. Kachowski did it in the early 90's..Fess up you jag off!

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