i've been stringin' it along
i've been heapin' on the lawn
loads of tissue
i've been hangin' on the home
i'll be creepin' until dawn
i'll make a mess, dude

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

well, i will wait till dark gets deep
then i'll walk down to your street
with some tissue
i've got crates to spread and sprawl
much weight i gotta haul
and i'll soon fling...
on homes of friends of mine

(THE FRIEND SINGS)
"hey, what's the matter, man...
you comin' here to hound and mess
with your potty papers swirls...that you're applyin' impromptu
you wanna litter what is mine ?
you go and fool around with some new dude"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh...total coverage takes so long
oh...maybe...i'll try two ply strong
its just...big fun...come on

i've been waitin' to embark
head out when its dark
people think i'm crazy
i've been usin' charmin sheets
stunnin' is my feat
aghast people
"what's that litter out there for ?"
sometimes...i'm not sure...myself
its just my way

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

i must go defile....and mess
don't know just why myself
maybe lack of mental health
lord, i just go hog wild
i've been spendin' all my time
lettin' spools unwind
oh no...i will get you, baby
lord, i go hog wild