I've been choking Bart sometimes
I've been drinking beer, not wine
Call me Homer
I've been flabby as can be
I've been working all week
I'm not a loner

Doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh
Doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh

Well, no one's haunting in my sleep
Never had a shattered dream
Call me Homer
I've been eating donuts now
Not acting like Weird Al
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna go to Moe's at nine
Even Puerto Rican girls said they're just happy to meet you."
I'm gonna bring a case of beer
Hey, let's go to Moe's, stick around
You know, like we used to

Doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh

Oh everybody's being nice
Oh, are you still being nice?
Won't you come on! Come on!
Can't sing Jurassic Park
By Weird Al, remark
"No one thinks I'm crazy"
I've been drinking tons of beer
Am I feeling weird?
Asking people, "Now what's wrong with you boy?"
Sometimes I want to say to myself
Sometimes I say
Doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh
Doh doh do-oh d-d-doh doh doh do-oh d-d-doh
They call me Homer
Doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh
They call me Homer
Doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh d-d-doh doh doh whoa-oh