I thought I smelled the pizza burning, you can't cook, but you are learning
All I wanted was a large with anchovies
I think I see the pizza burning, the flames are high, and I am squirming
All you used was three different blends of cheese

Is it cooked enough, is it wrecked enough, is it black enough
It's way too burnt for me

I'm pretty sure that pizza's burning, the smoke is thick, my eyes are hurting
Smoke alarm is going off, come on grab the extinguisher please

Is it cooked enough, is it wrecked enough, is it black enough
It's way too burnt for me

Oh, call the fire truck, very, very, very, very burnt
Yes it's really, really, really, really, really charred
Really, very, it's now truly, truly toast
Come on baby, clear the smoke

I'll tell ya, you can put on, some pork or beef
Put on some ham and pepperoni
But put it out, put it out, put the fire out first please
Yea, all your dinners, I can eat it up, cook it all for me, I can work it off
There's just one thing I can't figure out
When you make our meals, fires always break out

Ain't it cooked enough, ooh baby, is it hard enough
Ain't it crisp enough, on fire enough, ooh, ooh, help!

I know I smell the pizza burning, I know I smell the pizza burning
Always, always, always, always, always, always burns away
I hate to see my pizza burning, I want to eat, and my hunger's yearning
All I want, is you making lunch for me
We don't need the pizza burning, I don't like charcoal, and that's for certain
Always, always, always, always, always, always burns away