Ever see a sick man puke his guts
While he’s up there in a plane
Ever seen a young girl going nuts
Her nose is driving her insane

So what becomes of you my love
You know you can’t get enough of
The barf bags and the snot rags
That you had to bring along to just survive

Once when I was younger
I was sick and barfed 10 times in a row
You are still a young girl
And your snot hangs down from your nose

(listen) But once the food goes in it’s out
So you can’t go a single place without
The barf bags and the snot rags
That the store now has in really short supply

Drink some of the six pack, for your sake
And hope that food stays down this time
You don’t want to puke out tasty cakes
That’s not a pleasant surprise

They told me your nose drooled today
So what I suggest you recover right away
The barf bags and the snot rags
That you needed so you always go and buy

They told me you missed school today
You were too sick, your head exploded away
The barf bags and the snot rags
That your dear old trash can is smelling from holding