Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Goes out huntin
every day
She can skin a
moose for dinna
She’s outstanding
in every way

She’s not failin
She’s not failin
Though her Bristol
is up the duff
She believes in
the Lord’s creation
And on abortion
She’s really tough

She’s not wailin
She’s not wailing
She’s a fighter to the end
She’s got gumption
She fights corruption
Your core values
She will defend

They’re unveiling
Their Sarah Palin
She sure ain’t just
some small hick town mayor
She’s the governor
How they will love her
She’s an answer to a prayer

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
She’s sure got Barack
On the run
He’ll curse and damn her
Poor old Obama
Cos she is spoiling all his fun

Obama’s trailn
Cos she’s derailin
Completely nailin
his master plan
cos she prevailing
with Hillary’s women
and loads and loads of white working men

She loves drilling
It’s really thrilling
She’ll put the ruskies
In their place
Cos her sweet hubby
He works for BP
They’ll be so pleased if
she wins the race