You didn't know what day it was
And you thought August was June
You said you were hung over
But you'd feel better soon

Starting on your day of work
Getting through it takes a miracle
Simple concepts you don't quite get
Like this planet is mostly spherical

The boss sees all these faults of yours
But somehow still you collect a paycheck here
Your work ethic makes me sick
It's all so deleterious

The last crew chief we had, had had quite enough
We thought we'd seen the last of you
But they stepped in and saved your job
That's why you pay those union dues

You're not too smart and it's a crime
You take long naps on comp'ny time
You are a loafer, a waste of skin
It's such a sin

Contempt for you is immeasurable
No respect for you exists
You're foolish, clueless, unkempt, useless
All your co-workers are pissed

You're buffoonery, a tragedy
You're an idiot and a jerk
You're an albatross around the neck
Of every place you've ever worked

You're not too smart and it's a crime
You take long naps on comp'ny time
You are a loafer, a waste of skin
It's such a sin

You don't belong in a trade
You can't sell lemonade
And you're every foreman's curse
You are such a big slob, I don't think any job
You could be doing any worse

Many times I shake my head
Many times I've wished you'd drown
But then they went and promoted you
Now you're the dumbest manager around

You're not too smart and it's a crime
You take long breaks on comp'ny time
You are a loafer, a waste of skin
It's such a sin