It's due tomorrow, time is fleeting
laziness takes its toll
I must work quickly, haven’t got very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing my homework
I was planning on turning it in
If I wasn’t so lazy my grades would not be failing
Dog ate my homework again...
Dog ate my homework again!

(Pass them up and to the left)
I should’ve got that one right
(This will be on the test)
You tell yourself it’s alright
But it's the differential equations that really drives me insane,
Dog ate my homework again!

So much porn streaming, I lock the door behind me
So you can't see me, no not at all
use my internet connection, with pornographic intention
so deluded, I like it all
With a bit of a quick fap
And then I let time slip
All evening, I should be ashamed
Should log out of it sometime, forget I’m under a deadline
Dog ate my homework again!

Well I was playing on my games grinding up just a bit
When a troll of a kid logged in and started talking some shit
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He was ten years old and he was Japanese
Handed my ass to me and I felt a rage
Time meant nothing, had to kill that kid

Dog ate my homework again!
Dog ate my homework again!

(Pass them up and to the left)
I should’ve got that one right
(This will be on the test)
You tell yourself it’s alright
It’s everything by Shakespeare, that really drives me insane,
Dog ate my homework again!
Dog ate my homework again!