My cassette is all strung out, I drive like a rebel
Not givin' up, I've got no more to give
My cat scratched the vet, I’m runnin’ with the devil
And Jamie’s cryin’, she lost her will to live

I owe Diamond Dave my life, I always say “When in Rome”.
Mr. Roth says “Go ahead and jump!”
Everybody wants some, but you took your whiskey home
And my house is turning into a dump

I need your help, Eddie Van Halen
I'm miserable and I don't know what to do
Play me a tune, play it loud and clear
No one knows how to rock on quite like you
I dance the night away, I’m drinkin’ from a cup
You really got me feeling so unchained
All my trash bins are overflowed, one drink and bottom’s up
And my relationship’s becoming so strained

Hello, Jamie? It's me
I'm here at Panama
You know, just easing the seat back
I know I don't have all the education that I missed
I do know one thing, Jamie
I can't jump without you
Forget Teacher
Remember that Atomic Punk who played here?
I thought I might ask you this “Why can’t this be love?”
Now here I am
Tryin' to feel your love tonight

I need your help, Eddie Van Halen
I'm all alone and sitting in my car
Play me a tune, play it loud and clear
I feel like going somewhere very far

I need your help, Eddie Van Halen
Your tunes can really make ‘em go damn insane
Play me a tune, play it loud and clear
I wish I didn't have to feel so much pain
I wish I didn't have to feel
So much pain