Song Parodies -> "I'll Need To Be Sedated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I'll Need To Be Sedated"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If the 2024 election’s won by Grump
I'll need to be sedated
If the voters do make him presidunce
I'll truly be nauseated
I’d take Biden at the airport
Falling off a plane
Rather than see the nation that insane
We can trust Joe’s fingers
We can’t trust Dump’s brain
Oh no, oh no, oh no

If the 2024 election’s won by that germ
I'll need to be sedated
If someone that bad can win a 2nd term
I'll surely be nauseated
I’d take Biden in a wheelchair, held up by a cane
Rather than see the nation that insane
We can trust Joe’s fingers
We can’t trust Dump’s brain
Oh no, oh no, oh no

If the 2024 win’s by the autocrat
I'll need to be sedated
If the people do actually choose that brat
I'll really be nauseated
I’d take Biden in a wheelchair, even though he’s old
Rather than see the nation that loco
We can trust Joe’s fingers
We can’t trust Dump’s nose
Oh no, oh no, oh no

If the 2024 election’s won by the thug
I'll need to be sedated
I’ll have to do much more than shrug
I'll truly be nauseated
I’d take Biden in a wheelchair
Give us sleepy Joe
But don't let the nation go full loco
We can trust Joe’s fingers
We can’t trust Dump’s hoes
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Damn, damn, da-damn, da-damn, damn, da-damn
I'll need to be sedated
Damn, damn, da-damn, da-damn, damn, da-damn
I'll really be nauseated
Damn, damn, da-damn, da-damn, damn, da-damn
I'll need to be sedated
Damn, damn, da-damn, da-damn, damn, da-damn
I'll surely be nauseated

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Zen Adam B. - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment

Well done. I'm ridin' with Biden! He's in good health mentally, physically, and morally. The maga man is in poor health in these categories.

MAGA - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment

YYes, one can see how closely you fat ugly gender-confused goose-stepping Biden-rimming Hamas harlots' mental, physical, and moral health (i.e. lack thereof) matches that of the baby-butchering child-molesting election-stealing tranny-pandering vacuous vegetable illegally occupying the White House.

You already need sedation... - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment

...and someone needs to stop letting you mentally diseased freaks out of your padded cells.

eeL deaL - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment

i see that all the Ramones are deceased so they can't parody their own song with eeL's lyrics. can someone think of a band that would perform this in New Hampshire this week?

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