Have you seen the old men
Of the Olympic Committee
Driving all around
In their limousines?
In their hands a big cigar
Their way of life seems quite bizarre
You'll never see them in T-shirt and jeans

So how could they give it to Par-ee
Or say Madrid's come from behind?
The IOC has voted, and
We'll have Olympic Games in London
Maybe t'was Beckham who helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen the old man
Who hates the food in London
Also known as "President of France"
Was his "joke" 'bout British food
Considered little bit too rude
Losing Paris it's best ever chance?

So how could they give it to Par-ee
Or say Madrid's come from behind?
The IOC has voted, and
We'll have Olympic Games in London
Maybe t'was Chirac who helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen the big man
Who stands 'bout six feet seven
Someone we've often seen, sitting in a row
He's in Singapore because
He's kind of handy with the oars
Won loads of medals, and all of 'em gold

So how could they give it to Par-ee
Or say Madrid's come from behind?
The IOC has voted, and
We'll have Olympic Games in London
Maybe Steve Redgrave helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen Sebastian
The eight-hundred metre runner
He got kind of used to winning every race
Now that he has won it
Bet he's glad that he begun it
And he's walking round with a smile on his face

So how could they give it to Par-ee
Or say Madrid's come from behind?
The IOC has voted, and
We'll have Olympic Games in London
Maybe t'was Seb Coe who helped 'em make their mind