Song Parodies -> "We Are the Haitians"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Are the Haitians"

Parody Written by:

Dan Lotto

The Lyrics

A ridiculous parody is the best response to a ridiculous rumor

I've walked my dogs
Time after time
I've fed my cats
But committed no crime

Bad recipes
I've cooked a few
I've had my share of burnt roasts in the oven
But I've come through
(I can go on, and on, and on, and on)

We are the Haitians, my friend
Yes, Fluffy and Fido meet their end
We are the Haitians, we are the Haitians,
No time for chicken,
Yes, pets are so finger……….lickin’ good

I’ve heard the bow-wows
And the meows
I have been eating the chickens and pork
And, certainly, cows

We came here in peace,
Our numbers increase
Walking past parks and golf courses
I see we can cook and eat geese.
(I can go on, and on, and on, and on)

We are the Haitians, my friend
Yes, Fluffy and Fido meet their end
We are the Haitians, we are the Haitians,
No time for chicken,
Yes, pets are so finger……….lickin’ good

We are the Haitians, my friend
Yes, Fluffy and Fido meet their end
We are the Haitians, we are the Haitians,
No time for chicken,
Those pets finger lickin’

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Horrified Haitian - September 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks for at least stating that it's a ridiculous rumor.

Libby - September 24, 2024 - Report this comment

It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics (also ceerfully ignoring the fact that the Haitians in OH are not illegals and are contributing to the community) to build up news and social media chatter denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let along her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all, and the city of Springfield should seriously consider legal action against the Trump campaign for inciting dangerous consequences.

Arch Vile - September 24, 2024 - Report this comment

@Libby, I wonder if you share that same sentiment about the Venezulean gangs in Aurora Colorado. You know if they "are not illegals" and "contributing to the community".

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