Should I eat steamed rice
Or eat Mac and cheese
Bought a whole beef side
For feeding my gluttony
Widen my thighs
With ice cream and pies and cheese
I need a Po-Boy I need some grease
Because it's in my mouth down my throat
Through my gut out it goes
It all makes my rear grow
And clogs up my art-er-ries

Momma just ate some Spam
Put a chunk upon some bread
Used some mustard for the spread
Momma lunch has just begun
And now I'm going to scarf it all away
Momma oo oo oo I don't want it fried
I wish I never had
any canned pork at all

Carmel flan carmal flan and an endless buffet platter

Big steak
Fried up well done
With cottage fries for sides
Makes my cholesterol rise
Good pies any kind
Served Ala mode
Gonna start a brand new diet in the morn

Ramen oo oo oo I'll give it a try
But don't want it with carrots or peas or corn

I see a little pat of butter in a pan
Fry it up fry it up do you like your eggs scrambled
Smorgasbord on Sunday
Indigestion Monday next
Pepto bismal pepto bismal pepto bismal pepto bismal pepto bismal toilet bowl

I want some hot dogs covered with chili
He wants some hot dogs smothered in chili
Swearing an oath to remain vegan free

Greasy crumbs from greasy scones can I get my fill

Fist filled with a
Whole pack of Oreos
Fist filled with a
Whole bag of Tootsie Rolls
Fist filled with a
Whole box of donut holes
A box of donut holes
A Whole box of donut holes
Holes holes holes holes holes holes
Lemmon jello Lemmon jello Lemmon jello Cheerios

A rack of ribs and potato salad just for me I'm pleased yippee!

Yes I think I will order myself a deep dish pizza pie
And I know I can eat every slice by and by
No maybes I just think there are no maybes
Just have it dashed
Yes have it door dashed right here

Mmm yeah
Mmm yeah

If you mix some batter
For any cake you please
I will lick the beaters
I will lick the beaters all clean

Anyhow the meal goes

(Gong)