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Song Parodies -> "Won't Leave My House"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Me Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Leave My House"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

I'm back. I haven't been here in a long time. I hope everyone's doing well. Here's another parody: enjoy.
Today, I'm gonna be by myself and have a good ti-i-i-i-ime...
I feel alive, I look outside the window, yeah
And I start watching some TV...
I won't leave my house, won't leave it
Gonna sit back and unwind, I'm gonna unwind

I'll be in the dark, I don't need the light
Watch a movie until it's midnight
Play a video game or turn on the radio
I don't know, whoa, whoa
There's a lot of things...

I'm surfin' on the web, yeah
And I just happened to sneeze
So I guess I better sanitize
Doesn't matter if I stay inside...
We're hoping all of this passes soon

Won't leave my house, I'm gonna sit and unwind
Just give me a call
Won't leave my house...
I'm gonna have a good time, just give me a call...
Won't leave my house 'cause I'm gonna unwind
Won't leave my house, yes I'm gonna unwind
I don't wanna leave at all

Yeah, I'll be learning languages on my desktop
Scroll through social media
Binge watching Netflix, I'm out of control
That's my washing machine, ready to reload
And I hope it doesn't explode
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Explode...

I'm just gonna stay inside, yeah
It's a hundred degrees
I don't have a reason to go outside
I'm browsing my favorite sites...
Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat and YouTube

Not leaving, not leaving
Won't leave it, hey hey hey
Not leaving, not leaving
Ooh ooh ooh, I like this
Won't leave it, won't leave it
Gonna unwind, unwind
Not leaving, not leaving, oh ah...!

*guitar solo*
Okay, alright

Ohh, I'll stay here day and night, yeah
A hundred CDs
I'll play them all a million times
And then, I'll go grab a bite...
I'm gonna have a plate of Chinese food

Won't leave my house, I'm gonna sit and unwind
Oh, never at all
Won't leave my house...
I'm gonna have a good time, just give me a call...
Won't leave my house 'cause I'm gonna unwind
Won't leave my house, yes I'm gonna unwind
I don't wanna leave at all...

La da da da da da da da da
Ha ha ha ha ha, la da la...
La da da...
La da da da...
I don't really know why I disappeared for such a long time. I guess I got busy with school and other things. This is another addition to my Ten Second Songs challenge from my last parody. Feel free to follow me on Twitter at @matiasluis2077. Let me know what I should make my next parody about.

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