Is this the real life?
Is this a video game?
Caught by ol’ Eggman,
And I think this is really lame!

Is my end nigh?
Am I gonna die unfree?
I was a fast ‘hog,
Now I’m a detainee!

Although I…
Really run,
Really go,
He was blessed,
My old foe.

Anyways, this jail blows,
Doesn’t really flatter, you see.
You see.

Mama, I fought Eggman,
I was gonna kick his can,
He was no flash in the pan.
Mama, life was really fun,
Somehow, he’s gone and thrown me for a curve!
Mama, ooh ooh ooh ooh,
Now I’m stuck in this pigsty,
But I’ll be back again this time tomorrow!
I’m so sure, I’m so sure,
I’ll break out and I’ll scatter!

No fate but what I make,
I’ll break out down the line,
Retribution will be mine!
Goodbye, Doctor Eggman,
I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave your lair behind and kick your butt!
Mama, ooh ooh ooh ooh,
(Anyways, this jail blows)
I’m now gonna fly,
Eggman will wish he’d never been born at all!

[guitar solo continues]

I got a little message from my old pal Tails,
(Sonic hey, Sonic hey, I have called the Chaotix!)*
Espio and Vector, Charmy’s brought some nectar, hey!
(On my way, oh!)
On my way, oh!
(On my way, oh!)
On my way, oh!
On my way, oh, there’s Shadow!
(Pathetico!)
He’s just a Faker; he doesn’t love me!
(You’re the real faker, don’t compare you and me!
Spare me your boasts and your hyperbole!)
I will run, I will go; Eggman, you’re too slow!
(Pincushion, no! You can’t miss my new show!)
You’re too slow!
(Pincushion, you can’t miss my new show!)
You’re too slow!
(Pincushion, you can’t miss my new show!)
He’s too slow!
(Don’t miss my new show!)
He’s too slow!
(Don’t miss my new show!)
Bet it really blow-ow-ow-ow-ows!
(D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh!)
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia,
(Mamma mia, gotta go!)
Amy and Cream have a picnic put aside for me!
For me!
For me!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can stop me and just make me cry!?
So you think you can force me to watch the world die!?
Oh baby, can’t keep me down long, baby!
I’m gonna get out; we’re gonna take down your new plot!

[guitar solo]

Ooh yeah! [x2]

My friends really matter,
Now we’re really free!
My friends really matter,
My friends really matter
To me!

(We put on a good show!)