Oh, I hit some broken glass tonight
Oh, down beside that traffic light
Oh, and all the air from tyres ran out
Flat bottomed tyres - you make the biking girl go 'round!

Hey I was biking home from work
when I felt a sudden jerk
But I never knew my way would end up there -
I heard a noisy "bang"
and my speed came down with spang
A broken bottle - it made a flat out of my tyre!

Hey hey!

I've been biking every day
from my home to work that way
I have driven tarmac, asphalt and concrete roads
But that awful shard of glass
made me fall and land on a$$
In the end I got my thigh stich up and sewed

C'mon!

Oh, I hit some broken glass tonight
Oh, down beside that traffic light
Oh, and all the air from tyres ran out
Flat bottomed tyres - you make the biking girl go 'round!

Hey, listen here
Now I got bandages, I'm sewn
And I got cast for broken bones
I'm no beauty queen in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
from bicycling as my leisure
it's those shards of glass which make a pain to me

Oh, I hit some broken glass tonight
Oh, down beside that traffic light
Oh, and all the air from tyres ran out
Flat bottomed tyres - you make the biking girl go 'round!
Flat bottomed tyres - you make the biking girl go 'round!

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them flat bottomed tyres
Flat bottomed tyres, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride 'em cowboy
Flat bottomed tyres
Yes, yes, right.