I've paid the price
And stood in line
But now there's problems
That happened this time
Their bad mistakes
Engine's smoke spew
And now there's all this grossness
Right in my face
But we'll come through
But it takes so long, so long, so long, so long

We're on the Carnival, my friends
And it didn't triumph in the end
It's not a Carnival
No triumph, Carnival
No time for parties, for we're on the Carnival
Whyd we try?

Through the sea it plowed
Now it only just crawls
They've got their fame and fortune
Why do they put us through it
I ask you all
But it's been no fun times ahoy,
no pleasure cruise
and I consider it a challenge that we all should'nt face
Hope business they lose
And the boat goes on and on and on and on

We're on the Carnival my friends
And we'll keep on smelling round the bend
We're on the Carnival
But it's no carnival
No time for fun now, 'cause we're on the Carnival
Not next time

We're on the Carnival my friends
And we got a refund in the end
We won't try them again
We won't use Carnival
No time for cruise ships if they're owned by Carnival