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Song Parodies -> "August Bohemian Rhapsody, 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"August Bohemian Rhapsody, 2.0"
Parody Written by:
joeabuy1000
The Lyrics
Originally submitted as "August Bohemian Rhapsody" I apologize if the rhymes' WAY off. I'm tone deaf. Anyway, this is a parody of the famous song Bohemian Rhapsody played to the events in the movie "August Rush". So for those with an intention to watch, back off now. For those who already did watch that movie or won't watch a cheesefest like that anyway, go ahead and read. SPOILER WARNING: Watch at your own risk. And another apology for the duplicate file; I’m a sucker for perfection and apparently, the first time I submitted it, there were a lot of typos (a tendency on my part) and a line that was rather inappropriate as it mentioned “part of the act, but not all of it” which, owing to the nature of the movie which the song is being parodied, may not be so pleasant or appropriate. So I used Irish slang instead, since the some of the characters in the movie were Irish.
AUDIENCE
This isn't real life
Just someone's fantasy
One feaked up night out
Bore a child that's a prodigy
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
LOUIS
I'm just a front man
She’s just that in to me
MARSHALL
Bro, it's easy come, easy go
Little feak, there she goes
LOUIS
Any way the notes play
Lyla's all that matters to me... to me...
MR. NOVACEK
Lyla, my time has come
Sent your baby far away
Made you think he pass'd away
Lyla! Life had just been kind.
And there you go to throw it all away
LOUIS
Lyla, oooh,
MR. NOVACEK
Didn't mean to make you cry
LOUIS
Should you come back I will give you my number
MARSHALL/MR. NOVACEK
Just move on, please move on
LOUIS
Will she even bother/My baby's all that matters
JEFFRIES
Too late, can't find your folks
AUGUST
Wind chimes clang above my bed
I still hear them in my head.
LOUIS/LYLA
Goodbye San Fransisco/Dear old Daddy
I've got to go
Gotta find that girl/boy who took my heart away...
MR. NOVACEK
Lyla, wooo
LOUIS
Anywhere those notes play
MR. NOVACEK
I'm about to die
I really wish you never met that boy at all!
[Arthur plays]
WIZARD
I see a maestro within this wisp of a little boy
ARTHUR
Scaramouch, Scaramouch
AUGUST
I'll play for that fandango
CHURCH CHOIR
City lights and traffic
Very overwhelming
See!
JEFFRIES
Evan Taylor, Evan Taylor, Evan Taylor
WIZARD
August Rush
AUGUST
I'm just an orphan, no body loves me
ARTHUR
He's just some weirdo missing his family
WIZARD
Spare him his heart, he's some child prodigy
AUGUST
Think they will come someday
Will you let me play
WIZARD
Bad offer, no! I will not let you play
AUGUST
Let me play!
WIZARD
Bad offer, no! I will not let you play
AUGUST
Let me play!
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Let me play
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Let me play
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Ohhhhhhhhh
WIZARD
No no no no no no no no
HOPE
Mama Mia, Mama Mia
JULLIARD
Mama Mia let him play
LOUIS
Brought back the band, had a showdown with a child
WIZARD
Money, Money
AUGUST
Daddy?
MARSHALL
So you think you can find her within this night?
LYLA
Please tell me you found him
AUGUST
Leave my dreams to die?
Oh Wizard, Can't do this to me Wizard
Just gotta get back, just gotta get back to that concert
[August goes to his concert, just as his parents hold hands]
Music's all that matters
As mom and dad could see
LYLA
Evan's all that matters
LOUIS
Lyla's all that matters...
AUGUST, LOUIS, LYLA
...to me
[The parents look at each other, as if in love, but in total disbelief, at the same time]
LYLA/ LOUIS
Why'd this take so damn long!
(just for kicks, I'll add this last line)
WIZARD
Word
ARTHUR
Please don't say that
This isn't real life
Just someone's fantasy
One feaked up night out
Bore a child that's a prodigy
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
LOUIS
I'm just a front man
She’s just that in to me
MARSHALL
Bro, it's easy come, easy go
Little feak, there she goes
LOUIS
Any way the notes play
Lyla's all that matters to me... to me...
MR. NOVACEK
Lyla, my time has come
Sent your baby far away
Made you think he pass'd away
Lyla! Life had just been kind.
And there you go to throw it all away
LOUIS
Lyla, oooh,
MR. NOVACEK
Didn't mean to make you cry
LOUIS
Should you come back I will give you my number
MARSHALL/MR. NOVACEK
Just move on, please move on
LOUIS
Will she even bother/My baby's all that matters
JEFFRIES
Too late, can't find your folks
AUGUST
Wind chimes clang above my bed
I still hear them in my head.
LOUIS/LYLA
Goodbye San Fransisco/Dear old Daddy
I've got to go
Gotta find that girl/boy who took my heart away...
MR. NOVACEK
Lyla, wooo
LOUIS
Anywhere those notes play
MR. NOVACEK
I'm about to die
I really wish you never met that boy at all!
[Arthur plays]
WIZARD
I see a maestro within this wisp of a little boy
ARTHUR
Scaramouch, Scaramouch
AUGUST
I'll play for that fandango
CHURCH CHOIR
City lights and traffic
Very overwhelming
See!
JEFFRIES
Evan Taylor, Evan Taylor, Evan Taylor
WIZARD
August Rush
AUGUST
I'm just an orphan, no body loves me
ARTHUR
He's just some weirdo missing his family
WIZARD
Spare him his heart, he's some child prodigy
AUGUST
Think they will come someday
Will you let me play
WIZARD
Bad offer, no! I will not let you play
AUGUST
Let me play!
WIZARD
Bad offer, no! I will not let you play
AUGUST
Let me play!
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Let me play
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Let me play
WIZARD
You play when I say
AUGUST
Ohhhhhhhhh
WIZARD
No no no no no no no no
HOPE
Mama Mia, Mama Mia
JULLIARD
Mama Mia let him play
LOUIS
Brought back the band, had a showdown with a child
WIZARD
Money, Money
AUGUST
Daddy?
MARSHALL
So you think you can find her within this night?
LYLA
Please tell me you found him
AUGUST
Leave my dreams to die?
Oh Wizard, Can't do this to me Wizard
Just gotta get back, just gotta get back to that concert
[August goes to his concert, just as his parents hold hands]
Music's all that matters
As mom and dad could see
LYLA
Evan's all that matters
LOUIS
Lyla's all that matters...
AUGUST, LOUIS, LYLA
...to me
[The parents look at each other, as if in love, but in total disbelief, at the same time]
LYLA/ LOUIS
Why'd this take so damn long!
(just for kicks, I'll add this last line)
WIZARD
Word
ARTHUR
Please don't say that
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Interesting and creative... inject more humor and you'll bowl me over more than a (meaty) fistful of Oxycontins!
Damn, I went through all that trouble to get it reposted, and still I have the same mistake since last time. It's supposed to be a "Louis/Lyla" in that scene where Louis apparently sings "Will she even bother/My baby's all that matters". Also, notice that there's no "magnifico..." part in the lines before the trial.
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