I have the high life
I write lots a parodies
I wrote "I have four rings"
and "Losing my virginity"
I wrote "Learn to fight"
and "Damn I really gotta pee"
Im number four, boy
right now with 83
because I
write a lot, write real slow
Write to songs that no one knows
"Loser," "Fines," and all those
all were really big hits for me, for me

Michael
just wrote a song
matched the pacing perfectly
and just cracked into the top three
Michael's career has just begun
and now hes written over 80 songs
Michael, ooo
only reached to number 5
I just cant wait to see where Im at tomarow
carry on, carry on, soon Ill reach 100

Too late, I reached spot:1
with "Strike" or "Taliban"
now a new ones down at ten
90, everybody, Ive reached it all
gotta write a lot more 82
Michael, ooo
I just reached number 5
With "Senator" and "To the Morge"

I see a song written by a certain man
"Seize the day" "Seize the day" its pacing is so perfect
"Welcome to my bedroom," "Goodbye Clinton," "Election day"
with "Moronic" with "Moronic" with "Moronic" it was number 50
I wrote "Mrs Reno," and "Smells like a lawsuite"
I wrote "William Tong" and "World Series 2000"
"Goro man" forgive me for that contastrophe

"Election Day," "Lost my sock" boy I write a lot
"Hillary" Yes I have wrote a lot
"Senator" "hillary" Yes I have wrote a lot
"Hillary" Im up to 83
"Hillary" Im up to 83
"Hillary"
no no no no no
"Burning my shoe" "Burning my shoe"
"Burning my shoe" hit real slow
"I am a gambler" only charted up to number 3, to 3, to 3

So you think "Y2k" and "Jackass" were alright
So you think that I write good her at amiright
well voters, you vote real good, voters,
just place your vote, just place it right under here

I write lots of parodies, any one can see, I write lots of parodies, I write lots of parodies, their funny..."Wish he was queer" isnt though