Oooh, you'll make me rich
Whatever trust fund you'll name to me
From you, that's all I need
Ooh, I get a big pile of money
Oooh, you'll make me rich

Youuuu, give the worst sex that I've ever had
You've been on Earth such a long time
Now it's crunch time, and I just gotta know
If it's really true
You're near the last snooze
Ohh, you're my nest egg
Oooh, you'll make me rich

So I've been wondering how
Long 'til death takes you (will death take to you)
Show me a sign
Expiration date
Now, hurry along (to the rest home)
You're my nest egg

Sooo, how long you'll live?
Long as the estate is willed to me
Your brain is much like a sieve (oooh!)
But, you'll have me drenched in money!
Oooh, how long you'll live?

Not the first one
Where things turned out bad
The first was batty and looney
She only got stunned
Then moved the estate
To her pet cockatoo (ooh!)
You're my nest egg

OOOh, you'll make me rich
When is she entombed? (when's she entombed?)
You're my nest egg
Oh, you're my nest egg
You'll make me rich
Oohhh, you're my nest egg