Hey, I just realized,
That this here parody,
On Chucky's website,
Almost like immortality.
Parody wise,
Keep up with you guys with glee.
Sometimes a chore boy, spoofin' a symphony,
I write 'em cheesy some, sleazy yo,
Wit'll sly, piddle show,
Anyway the song goes, just try to make it badder, you see,
That's me.

“'sama, Let's kill that man”,
The one on "Lady's Head",
Go an' figger she weren't dead,
“Yama”, drunk cook at Shogun's,
“He tossed one long and life he took away”,
“Comma”, oo oo-oo oo, “Did I let just one slip by”,
I'm due real soon to do one on "Tomorrow".
Kerry drawn, “Kerry gone”, I just couldn't be much gladder.

Can't wait for lines to come,
Deliver the right line,
Keep 'em laughin' pace and time.
I'll fry anybody, None's safe ya know?
Post a kick to their behind and “raise the roof”.
Ha-Ha oo oo-oo oo, (anyway the song goes)
I can't tell a lie,
When I write this, I never get bored at all.

I do some little silly wit-o when I can,
Like a “chooch” drinkin' hooch, need to find the right angle. [1]
Hundred odes times seven, strivin' for that lev-i-ty.
Holy halos, “Hold the mayos”,
Those “gay guyos”, mio my-o,
Stroke the e-go-figure-o gag-gaffin' so oh oh oh.

Room full of monkeys that's "Saddams Family",
Not such a chore boy, writin' these parodies.
'Merican Pie can be scull-duggery.
“Cheesy some, sleazy no”, will you vote or no,
Godzilla! No! Though I saw Tok-e-yo - Tok-e-yo.
Godzilla! No! I may write one you know - Tok-e-yo.
Godzilla! No! Though I did Tok-e-yo - Tok-e-yo.
Or North Korea, “South Korea”, North Korea, nuc-lee-o.
Just words we sub; Take the devil for a ride, oo-wee-e-e oo-wee-e-e oo-wee!

So don't think writing sloppy won't get our sharp eye,
You can write it real lovely, or on stage you'll die.
The Navy, can you do "In the Navy"?
Just write it on out, just writin' right outta here.

Oo oo-oo oo, Yeah, oo yeah.

Nothing so quite flatters,
Like a par-o-dy,
Nothing so quite flatters; Nothing so quite flatters, oo-wee,

Any way the song goes.