Trick or Treaters:


Do I want "Crunchbars"?
do I want "Jujubes"?
anything we get
we'll most likely get cavities


Leader:
open your mouth
the dentist will look and see


Trick Or Treaters:


you've gone crazy boy
we always brush our teeth
so I'll hope I get a "KitKat"


Leader:
dontcha know you'll get fat?


Trick Or Treaters:
even if our teeth rot doesen't really matter to me
to me


******

Trick Or Treaters:


Leader you used to love
to go out and Trick Or Treat
and always get something sweet
leader it's Halloween now
what happened to the leader we used to know?


leader Ooo you're a really messed up guy
you've made yourself into some kind of health nut


Leader:
is that wrong? is it wrong?
that I do not want cavities?


******


Trick Or Treaters:
Too late the night is done
now we're done with Trick Or Treat
come on leader let's go eat


Leader:


You guys cannot tell me
what I'm to do
and you'll be upset when you find out the truth


Trick Or Treaters:


leader Ooo (your afraid of candy?)
we really don't care
we'll all have alone tonight without you


(operatic verse)


Leader:


I see a little cavity on your tooth there


Trick Or Treaters:


no it's not no it's not
it is just some chocolate stuck
I will need a toothpick to get this off of my tooth


Trick Or Treaters:


have a "Crunchbar"


Leader:


I don't want one


Trick Or Treaters:


have some "Milk Duds"


Leader:


I don't want them


Trick Or Treaters:


just have one it cannot hurt


Leader:


oh yes it can
I'm not the leader
'cause they ignore me


Trick Or Treaters:


maybe it's because
you are a scaredy
scaredy scaredy cat


Leader:


I hate cavities!


Trick Or Treaters:


rot our teeth to the core
then we'll have some more


Leader:


perhaps you're... NO! heck no! you are all wrong!


Trick Or Treaters:


no we aint


Leader:


well maybe I'll take just one "Reeses"


Trick Or Treaters:


there ya go!


Leader:


just one more the last one was real good


Trick Or Treaters:


there ya go!


Leader:


well maybe two more


Trick Or Treaters:


there ya go!


Leader:


alright you guys win


Trick Or Treaters:


oh yes we do!


Leader:


more more more more more more MORE!


Trick Or Treaters:


hey take it easy! take it easy!


Leader:


I will do that when I'm dead
so give me more cause I aint afraid of cavities
so please more please


(heavy metal verse Trick Or Treaters headbang yes I'll admit that is getting old and overused but everyone headbangs during this verese)


Leader:


so you think 'cause it's the day after Halloween
I will stop eating so much well guys you are mean
you wanted all of you fellas wanted
me to eat sweets and I will 'til my teeth fall out


(slow music)


Trick Or Treaters:


that's odd so odd
he was scared of bad teeth
lots of cavities now he's at the dentist
the dentist is drilling cavities


Leader:


I want some more "RingPops"