Nick At Nite
is on the tv
these are the first lines
of my Nick At Nite Rhapsody

open your eyes
look at the tv and see

Wonder Years is gone
that just upsets me now
people don't get me wrong
just because of this song
where did the brady's go?
i still like to watch Nick
At Nite At Nite

*******
Mama they've killed a show
moved it down to Tv Land
now it's off air (sarcasm)
that's just grand (end sarcasm)
mama Bewitched just begun
now they've gone and thrown
it all away

mama Ooo didn't mean to make you cry
the brady's won't be on this time tommorow
carry on carry on though their old shows were funnier

*******
Too late Gilligan's gone
sends shivers down my spine
used to watch it all the time
goodbye I Dream Of Genie
it had to go had to leave us
all behind too face the truth

mama Ooo (why did they have to go?)
these shows can't just die i sometimes
wish they'd never been canceled at all

*******

(operatic verse)

I see a little bitty sitcom called Roseanne
Jesse's Mousse Jesse's Mousse Michelle
had to have her way Phillip Banks was
frightening whenever he got mad eek!
but their old shows but their old shows
but their old shows but their old shows
but their old shows where'd they go? i
need to know but at Tv Land nobody
loves me but at Tv Land
they don't show brady's but they still
show those acres that are green
easy come easy go air a classic show
bizmillah! no we won't air classic shows!
classic shows!
bizmillah! we won't air classsic shows!
classic shows!
bizmillah! we won't air classic shows!
classic shows!
won't air classic shows!
classic shows!
won't air classic shows!
oh classic shows!
no no no no no no no!
oh Nick At Nite Oh Nick At Nite
bring back all your classic shows
the Happy Days my favorite character
was fonzie fonzie fonzie

*******

(hard rock verse)

So you think you can stop airing shows that i like?
ridding yourself of Gilligan and Dick Van Dyke?
oh fellas can't do this to me fellas i wanna watch
just wanna watch Wonder Years

(slow music)

Oooh Yeah Ooh Yeah

your old shows were funnier anyone can see
your old shows were funnier your old shows
were funnier to me

why did they have to go?...
(spoken: i still love ya Nick @ Nite!)