Song Parodies -> "The Bohemian Gayety"

Original Song Title:

"The Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"The Bohemian Gayety"

Parody Written by:

Zack Fleming

The Lyrics

"Yeah, This is a little Somethin i wrote" Leon Phelps.I made this up one day just bored as hell... Realizing what i could make of this classic. If you like it then ill put moreFrigganLadiesMan- Aim

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a gay life
No escape from homosexuality
Open your eyes
Look at the guys and see
I'm just a gay boy,i need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
A little dong,little chode,
Anyway the man blows,doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mama,just gayed a woman,
Put her face against her head,
Touched her boob,and now I'm gay,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now You've Gone and made me so gay!
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you love guys
I'm not Gonna be straight this time tomorrow
Carry on,carry on,as if sexuality doesnt really matter

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Butt's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the homos
Mama ooo- (any way the man blows)
I just want a guy,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a dong,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the homosexual-
Huge Penis and Testies-very very frightening me-
Sogayo,Sogayo,
Sogayo, Sogayo
Sogayo homoro-magnifico-
But I'm just a gay boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a gay boy from a lesbo family
Spare him his life from this Homosexuality
Easy come easy go-,will you gay me? go!
GayDildo! no-,we will not gay you! no-you chode
GayDildo! we will not gay you! no-go you chode
GayDildo! we will not gay you! no-go you chode
Will not gay you! go-let me gay
Will not gay you! go let me gay
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia give me chode-
Ball-licker has a homo put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can sex me and piss on my eye-
So you think you can hug me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can't you do this to me baby?
Just gotta get in-just gotta get right in here-

Sexuality really matters,
Anyone can see,
Sexuality really matters-,Sexuality really matters to me

THIS SONG IS COPYRIGHTED...

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Agrimorfee - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Ugh. You must have been REALLY bored to write this.

Ashkicksass - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Horrible.

Steve K. - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

How do you press a person's face against her own head, or gay (as a verb) a woman?

Who Do You Think This Is? - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

This sucked. Don't you think this would belong on WhatFreaks?! This was the most disgusting and sick parody ever. Please write something appropiate next time! If you're going to make fun of a good band like Queen, do it the right way!

Ben Gay - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

This sucks worse than the subjects in your parody. Pacing sucked, meter and rhyme way abstract, humor, non existent. Pace = 2 Humor = 1 overall = 2. Take a look at some of the better writers on this site and get a clue.

Stuart McArthur - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Zack, you're not the only gay in the village...

Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

We song-readers sigh and we give a great cry, saying, "Fellas, here comes a new turkey." I suppose it's possible to take a long story-song like this and re-write it with a gay theme... in fact, I tried it myself with "Straight-Living Guy" to "American Pie," not that there's anything wrong with that (a phrase you failed to put in this)... but if this is your idea of funny, then it is YOU who have a "repulsive lifestyle."

Jon Casale - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

I thought this was hillarious... I dunno about you other readers who are saying this is the worst thing you have ever seen, but i love it. It flows almost perfect, its funny if you think the subject is funny, and its just overall well done... I would love to see more parodies coming from Zack.... Steve K... They were supposed to be making out... I felt that was the only awkward part

Michelle Goetz - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

this song is soooooooooooooooooo good! its hilarious and ur gay!! lets see u write a better one biatch;-)

Hugh Jass - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

This is an excellent parody of the song "Bohemian Rapsody". If you don't think so you ought to be ashamed of yourself!! BRAVO!

Zach Goodwang & Andrew Pope - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

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Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

you're in luck - it looks like it's raining men (hallelujah)

um - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment

it sucks. better luck next time =)

Curtis Martin - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I play for the Jets! This song ROCKS... It's FAGTASTIC!

Tits McGee - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This is probably the best parody I have ever read. Those who are repulsed by it are clearly homosexual and offended that this song captures the essence of their gaydom perfectly. A+. This song should be produced for the soon-to-debut gay-MTV channel.

Fag this shit blows and don't use my name to say its good cause it sucks - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

this sucks penis... makes no sense what so ever

J Kode - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment

[In true Wayne's World fashion] This had great pacing...NOT! This was funny...NOT! This deserves fives...NOT! Horrible pacing, only funny to the truly perverse, and overall a childish unsuccessful attempt at parodying an excellent song. The ORIGINAL SONG WAS FUNNIER THAN THIS!!! I know. The original song wasn't funny. Exactly.

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