Are you a redneck?
Are you just hillbilly?
Brothers named Darryl
Darryls 1, 2, 6, and 16
Cletus DeWight
You live down in New Jersey
You might be redneck, as told by Foxworhy
Because your Mama's name is Banjo
You don't get rain, don't get snow
You love watching NASCAR, what you eat for dinner's gravy, gra-vy

Mama, my neck is red
Can't find my remote control
Wanna watch the Super Bowl
Mama, can't find my remote
'Cause now I've gone and thrown it all away!!
Mama, ooo
You tell me to get a life
If I'm not in this trailer park tomorrow
Remote's gone, remote's gone, now I'm gonna git some gravy

Too late, the gravy's gone
Eaten by Darryl IX
Or else Darryl XXXV
I've got many brothers named Darryl, noooo!
Gotta eat corn on the job, and suck the juice
Mama, ooo - (You might be a redneck)
I want gravy pie
I sometimes wish I'd never lost that remote!!

(Banjo solo)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Cable Guy, Cable Guy, and I think his name's Larry
Foxworthy is frightening - very very frightening, eep!
Darryl XXX, Darryl LXXX,
Cletus XX, Angus XXX,
All my bothers, Sling Blade, too - my ma, Banjo

But I'm just a redneck, you want some gravy?
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Don't makle no jokes, bout him, Jeff Foxworthy
Darryl I, Darryl II - help find the remote
Poor Cletus! No - we won't find the remote - my remote!
Poor Cletus! we won't find the remote - my remote!
Poor Cletus! we won't find the remote - let me go
Poor Cletus! we won't find the remote - my remote (Mama)
Won't find the remote - my remote!
Goodbye to remo - ooote
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama, gravy, Grandpa Cletus, need some gravy for my soul
Jeff Foxworthy has a punchline put aside for me
Gravy
Gravyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

So you think brothers Darryl can never be right?
So you think without TV, I probably would die?
Oh gravy - can't do this without gravy
Just need the remote - just gotta get six cans'a beer

(Climactic banjo solo)

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
It was in the kitchen
Darryl Number 3
Found it in the kitchen - found it in the kitchen for me

You might be a redneck...