Is This On CBS?
Is This On Syndicated?
Caught On My The Small Screen
No Escape From Reality
Open Your Eyes
Look Over To The Screen And See
I'm Watching Jeopardy! And Wheel Of Fortune
Because They're Easy Watched, Easy Played
Little High, Little Low
Even When The News Comes, Doesn't Really Matter To Me, To Me

Vanna, Just Look At This
People Think Your Show Is On
ABC Is Not The Station
Vanna, What Are You Gonna Do?
When You Started You Were On NBC
Vanna, Ooo
They Didn't Mean To Make You Mad
If You're Not Back To Daytime On CBS
Carry On, Carry On Nothing Really Matters

Too Late, I Missed My Show
Phil Donahue Came On The Air
I Was 4 Years Old That Time
He Came On ABC 6 In Philadelphia
In New York He Came On NBC 4
Vanna Ooo (Wheel Of Fortune)
Don't Leave Your Show
I Sometimes Wish You Were Not On The Price Is Right

I See Talk Show At The Wrong Time
Different Place, Different Place, It's A Syndicated Show
It's A Different Station, Very Very Confusing
Syndicated, Syndicated
Syndicated, Syndicated
Syndicated Figaro- Ohhhhhhhh

It's Just A Poor Show Nobody Loves It
It's Just A Poor Show From A Poor Station
Spare It Some Ratings From These Low People
Put It On, Put It On, Will You Put It On
Right Now, No We Will Not Put It On - Put It On
Right Now, No We Will Not Put It On - Put It On
Right Now, No We Will Not Put It On - Put It On
We Will Not Put It On, Put It On (Never)
Never Put It On - Put It On
Never Put It On - Ooo
No, No, No, No, No, No, No
Oh Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey Is 50
50 Years Old As The People Put The Show On
For Me
For Me
For Me

So You Think You Can Watch Jerry And Spit At Him
So You Think Jerry Springer Is Crap And Dumb
Yeah Baby
Can't Watch This With My Baby
Just Got It Turned Off
Just Got It Turned Off Oh Yeah

Oh Yeah Oh Yeah
Nothing Really Matters
Anyone Can Watch
Nothing Really Matters - Nothing Really Matters To Me

Wheel Of Fortune