-> "Punxsatawnian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Punxsatawnian Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Is this the real life?
Lived it repeatedly.
Caught in a time loop.
No escape from inanity.
Sonny and Cher
their song is still there, I see.
I'm just Phil Connors.
here in Punxsatawney.
(And new day never comes.
This won't go.
Groundhog guys
get him low.)
Any way the wind blows
gotta be forecast today by me.
To me.
Wanna just kill myself
put a gun against my head
pull the trigger, I'll be dead.
Won't let this day be begun.
And here I go, I'll throw it all away.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
Didn't think I wouldn't die.
And today will be back again tomorrow.
Carried over again.
And it doesn't really matter.
Oy vey, the time has come.
I shiver in this clime.
Do the same things every time.
Goodbye, everybody.
I've got to go.
Gonna take your weather rat into the pit.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
(We're young and we don't know.)
I can't seem to die.
And I wish I'd never been born at all.
(guitar break)
I see way to help an aging homeless man.
(No you don't! No you don't! It was just that man's time to go!
Do you hear piano? Where did Phil learn to play good?)
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania, polka, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I'm just Phil Connors, nobody loves me.
(He's just Phil Connors, stuck in Punxsatawney!
Spare him a life caught in time loop misery!)
Andie MacDowell, whoa!
Will she be my girl?
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be your girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Never, never be his girl!)
(Be his girl! Never be his girl, ohhhh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!)
Oh, Punxsatawney, Punxsatawney!
(Punxsatawney, let him go!
This Groundhog Day must give way to February three!
The three!
The threeeeeeee!)
(Murray, Punxsatawnians and Phil the Groundhog bang their heads)
So you think you can stick me with time loop attack?
Groundhog reminds me of that rat from "Caddyshack"!
Ohhhh, Rita, gotta get with you Rita!
Then I can get out, then I can get right out of here!
(musical break)
Oo-woo, ooh yeah, ooh yeah...
Nothing really matters.
Second endlessly.
Nothing really matters...
except today is February three.
Hope there ain't no sequel...
(GONG)
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