Independents: Is this the real life
Is this a fantasy
Caught in a tie now
Just a boost towards reality
Open your eyes, look at those two guys and see
No one is worthy to be our President
Cause their easy come, easy go
One's a drunk, one's real slow
Anyway the ballot goes
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Florida Elder: Clinton, just voted then
Don't know who I voted for
Was it Buchanan or Gore
Clinton, life's about to end
Don't know if I'm Democrat or Republican
Clinton, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
I'll vote the way you want me to next time
So carry on, carry on
Cause it's only four more years now

Too late, my time is up
Send shivers down my spine
Al Gore was so hard to find
Don't cry ev'rybody, I feel your pain
We should've got the chance to vote McCain
Clinton, ooh
Why'd you have to go
I sometimes wish I'd never voted at all

Florida: I see a little silhouette of a man
W, W, Bush is really upset now
Republicans: Thunderbolts and lightning
Florida is frightening me
Florida: (Need a recount) Need a recount
(Need a recount) Need a recount
Need a recount don't you know
Let us revo-o-o-ote
Alien: I'm just an alien, nobody loves me
Democrats: He's just an alien, from a poor country
Please let him vote, vote democratic'ly
Alien: I'll vote for Hillary, will you let me vote
Government: H. Clinton, NO! We will not let you vote
Democrats: Let him vote!
Gov: H. Clinton, We will not let you vote
Dem: Let him vote!
Gov: H. Clinton, We will not let you vote
Dem: Let him vote!
Gov: We'll not let you vote
Dem: Let him vote!
Gov: We'll not let you vote
Dem: Let him vo-o-o-ote
Gov: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Dem: Oh mamamia, mamamia,
Mamamia let him vote
Alien: Gore/Leiberman has a ballot put aside
For me, for me, for me

Republicans: So we win and you call just to let us know
Then you retract when you call in an hour or so
Oh, Gore, can't to this to us, Gore
Just got to win, just got to win Florida

Independents: Oooh, yeah
Oooh, yeah
No one really wants them
Anyone can see
None are really winners
None are really winners
To me
(Any way the ballot goes)