Song Parodies -> "Man I'd Like To Throttle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In a Bottle"

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Original Performer:

"Man I'd Like To Throttle"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

For BB

I'm real sad today, he was so mean to me, oh
Another got away, he needed to break free, oh
More selfishness, than any man should car-ry
He dumped me after I called for him to marry

He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
I hope that someone kicks that
I hope that someone sticks that
I hope that someone bricks that
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah

Some beers have passed right on down my throat
Guess I should have known he was quite a cad
What a dope, he was just fair weather
Love is like a knife and love sure treats me bad

He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
I hope that someone kicks that
I hope that someone sticks that
I hope that someone bricks that
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah
Man I could not coddle, no
Stupid male model, yeah

Walked out that morning, don't believe he was gone
Hundred old beer bottles strewn over the floor
Seems I'm just old news, ignoring the clues
Hundred other alcohols, right down at the store

He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
He's been an S.O.B. to this girl
I hope that someone kicks that
I hope that someone sticks that
I hope that someone bricks that
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah
Man I'd like to throttle, yeah
Man I could not coddle, no
Stupid male model, yeah

Acting like an S.O.B.
Acting like an S.O.B.
Acting like an S.O.B.
Acting like an S.O.B.
Acting like an S.O.B.

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I was all set to jump on you for the lousy pacing, then I realized this wasn't Jim Croce's "Time In a Bottle." So "pacing Police" works here.

Rick C - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Throttle him and make it "Sting". 555

Meriadoc - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Good job Rick.

Bob Konigsberg - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Good Job Rick - 5's. Also I have already performed How'd I Do Ya a couple of months ago - you just weren't there. I'm planning on being at the Mission this Thursday

Peregrin - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Word. The word is 5's.

TJC - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I felt that--Passivity, thy name is not Rick D!

Alex Morris - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Good stuff. I'm not a fan of the original song, but this one makes me smile.

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