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Song Parodies -> "Teacher"
Original Song Title:
"Mother"
Original Performer:
Pink Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Teacher"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
from "The Pile of Bricks" rock opera
Teacher do you have to talk to Mom?
Teacher didn't you like my song?
Teacher, why are you trying to break my... pencil?
Ooh ah, find the area of this wall
Teacher talks about the President
Teacher shows us an exponent
Teacher put me in the back of the lunch line
Ooh ah, doesn't that just suit you fine?
Hush now, student, student, don't you cry
Teacher's gonna make tests multiple choice or false and true
Teacher's gonna throw all sorts of homework on you
Teacher's gonna keep you right here in the East Wing
Don't think that demerits don't mean anything
Teacher will tell you about the long distance call
Ooh student, ooh student, oh student
It's a creature nearly ten feet tall
Teacher, detention's not good enough for me
Teacher, why are you dangerous to me?
Teacher, please don't rip my magazine apart!
Ooh ah, why does Teacher smell like... a fish?
Hush now, student, student, don't you cry
Teacher's gonna make assigned seats for you
Placing you right next to Big Bottom Sue
Teacher'll write you up if very late you come in
And Teacher will always find out where you've been
Teacher'll tell ya to keep your lunch table clean
Ooh student, ooh student, oh student
You'll always be a student for me
Teacher why do you act so high?
Teacher didn't you like my song?
Teacher, why are you trying to break my... pencil?
Ooh ah, find the area of this wall
Teacher talks about the President
Teacher shows us an exponent
Teacher put me in the back of the lunch line
Ooh ah, doesn't that just suit you fine?
Hush now, student, student, don't you cry
Teacher's gonna make tests multiple choice or false and true
Teacher's gonna throw all sorts of homework on you
Teacher's gonna keep you right here in the East Wing
Don't think that demerits don't mean anything
Teacher will tell you about the long distance call
Ooh student, ooh student, oh student
It's a creature nearly ten feet tall
Teacher, detention's not good enough for me
Teacher, why are you dangerous to me?
Teacher, please don't rip my magazine apart!
Ooh ah, why does Teacher smell like... a fish?
Hush now, student, student, don't you cry
Teacher's gonna make assigned seats for you
Placing you right next to Big Bottom Sue
Teacher'll write you up if very late you come in
And Teacher will always find out where you've been
Teacher'll tell ya to keep your lunch table clean
Ooh student, ooh student, oh student
You'll always be a student for me
Teacher why do you act so high?
Copyright 1985-1995, 2000 AgrimorfeeNext track: Goodbye Junior High
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I had two or three lines where the pacing didn't match, but the one's that did were spot on and very funny. So much so that you've earned top marks from me on this one.
(ABC) We don't need no education! Interesting one.
I learned three things in school- We speak English in this country, the country is going metric, and learn to use a slide rule. What happened?
(ABC) This is cool.
(ABC) Yeesh. Sorry, but I thought the rhyming was too close to the original and it could've been funnier. I'll go sit in the corner.
(ABC "T") Agri - not that familiar with "Floyd" titles - if I heard this OS I might recognize it, but not from the name, so I am DKTOS here right now....this is one that seems to really need the OS pace and original lyrcis to be in the reader's mind in order to get much out of it.
(ABC) What Paul said. I seem to be in the same "assigned seat" next to "Ain't gotta clue". Sorry DKTOS.
(ABC) Funny stuff. As someone who once had to deal with a teacher who seemed to think she was the second coming of Hitler, I can relate. Best of luck.
Not bad. Not a big Floyd fan so I don't know the song too well, but enjoyed your version.
Good one Agris, i can realte. Rick, we had slide rules, as I recall, they were mainly used ON us!
(ABC) Great punchline at the end!
(ABC) Hard for me to get into school parodies, but nice choice for the OS.
Still top marks here. Nice take on the song.
(School) Any of this based on personal experience, Agrimorfee.
(School) Still a fine read, even though I have to do it out loud to the rest of the class.
(School) Very nice. I noticed a couple of pacing hiccups, but nothing major. Well done!
I enjoyed it, a Floyd song I somewhat know too.
(School) See above comments.
What 2nz said, though I'm comparing it to a live version so not everything is going to track up the same as the original recording.
very niece song thanks for sharing with us
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