Good Morning, Judge your Honour,
The Family will plainly show,
That OJ, who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed killing his wife.
Killing his wife, with evidence to prove it so,
But what happened?

Call the Mother!

I always said he'd never done it,
In the end your honour,
if he'd even thought about it,
I'd have smacked the silly boy!
But he wasn't there,
I was simply cutting his hair,
She committed suicide,
Just tell the prosecution, they have lied!

OJ...
Ex-Football player, he is OJ...
Naked Gun was so awful...
They must have planted the black gloves right there!
(OJ, Ex-Football Player, he is OJ...)

Call the Victim's Mother!

You little shit, you're in it now,
I hope they take you to Texas,
You should've faded away, a little like your career,
But no! You had to take my baby,
Have you taken other lives away?
Just five minutes worm your honour,
Him, a rottweiler, alone...

OJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!
Come to family baby,
Let us hold you in our arms!
M' Lord you've got it all wrong, have you been toking on a bong,
Why'd he ever get accused?
Why must you let him be abused...

OJ...
Driving his white van, he is OJ...
Blood on his clothes...
there must be something wrong inside this court!
Why isn't he guilty???
(OJ... Driving his white van, he is OJ...)

The evidence, before the court is, blindstakingly obvious,
And it points towards OJ being guilty!
But In all my years of bias, I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of being let off from the law!
The way you make him suffer,
This poor and awful actor,
Fills me with the urge to hug him more!
Since, my friend, you are no doubt a relation of me,
I allow for you to be let go, no sentence, oh Scot Free!
Throw the truth out the window! (Throw the truth out the window... etc.)