Adam, do you think they'll burn the sun?
Adam, do you think they'll have some fun?
Adam, do you think they'll turn me into a fool?
Doooo wah, Adam, should I go to school?

Adam, should I sing Amazing Grace?
Adam, should I respect the human race?
Adam, will they make Van Gogh cut off my ear?
Doooo wah, will I be able to hear?

Relax, Mr. Whitehead, don't be sad,
Adam's gonna make all of your hard work go through.
Adam's gonna put all of your things back too.
Adam's gonna keep you right here into the stage.
He won't make you burst into a total rage.
Adam's gonna make Darius look so much cool.
Sooooo, Darius.
Soooooo, Darius...
So, Darius, of course Adam's gonna drive you to school.

Adam, are you gonna sing the blues, to me?
Adam, are you gonna tie my shoes, for me?
Adam, will you laugh at me as I am a clown?
Doooo wah, Adam, will you drive me to town?

Relax, Mr. Whitehead, don't be sad.
Adam's gonna sing all of his songs for you.
Adam won't mess up on your homework for you.
Adam's gonna make you learn to tie your own shoes.
Adam will always be a good son to you.
Adam's gonna make Darius happy again.
And funny...
And funny...
And funny, you'll always be funny to me.

Adam, should I go to sleep at night?