Hello
I see you people out there
Who dares to come and see me
With my hugely green bald dome?
Step up, now,
You chickens come on down!
I see your knees shaking
Quit all of your quaking
I'm Oz
I am the Great And Powerful
I'm here for your cause
Now don't give me any bull

I'm Dorothy, the Small And Meek Thing
Flew in my house from the horizon
This journey nearly dug our graves
The witch proved she can't be easily sated
I ask of you three little favors
We hope that you can fix us soon
Scarecrow wants some smarts, and Tin Man
Just wants a heart, and Lion demands
To be the bravest man
I, want someone to send me home

OK,
You shiv'ring little wood sticks
Now please no more "Waaaaaahhhh!"
Your mewling just makes me so sick
My mind is made up
For these requests I'll work ya good
Bring me her broomstick, end her show,
You'll get what you want, NOW GO!

A crummy trick this Wizard's pulling!
What is his trip? What is this weird guy on?
This task will put us in our graves!
This trip proves there's been a lot of time wasted!
I guess that's his style
Treat us like little wimps
And bellow like he is some real deep guy
There's lots of smoke and fire, now he's gone
Now where did Lion run to, now?
The Wizard's shown
His freaky throne
I, need someone to get me home