--fade in with random sounds you would hear in someplace like Starbucks--

Coffee, on hump day
Off to your job and you could use a scorching-hot latte
Coffee, full of class
Hey lady in line, don't give me your sass!

Names of beverages are rather long
And require much specification

Coffee, try it black
Want a caramel frapuccino… SNACK ATTACK!
Coffee, include whip
Please add caramel sauce but whole milk please skip

I want it
Ice-cold, super-bold, fat-free, and creamy drink
And a blueberry muffin, I think

-SUPER LONG SOLO!-

Coffee, it's divine
Especially at the 'Bucks, their brews are so fine
Coffee, gateway drug
So says my friend Eddie*, I should give him a hug
If you ask for a gift card, do regard that they're
giving tons away

--fade out with the usual noises and convos you would hear at Starbucks--