Remember acting so dumb, that slip of the tongue.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
Your daughter she's just a kid, yes that rude little pig.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
You were caught on that voice mail ranting and raving,
Sounding like Socrates.
Pick up that telephone and call your daughter,
Call her you Father, you parent, you moron and scream!

You stuck your foot in your mouth, straighten her ass out.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
You went on Letterman that day, said everything was okay.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
Well you had a conundrum, spontaneous combustion,
Your words so ill at ease.
Please call your daughter, daddy dearest, call her you loser,
You stalker, you psycho and scream!

Now everyone knows who you are because you went too far.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
Say goodbye visitation rights, you're in a custody fight.
Keep screaming Alec Baldwin.
And you'll say you're real sorry on every talk show,
Yell it from all the trees.
Please call your daughter you book writer,
Call her you poster boy for antagonism and scream!