A Reason for a Firewall, Part II"

Original Song Title:

"The Happiest Days of Our Lives/Another Brick in the Wall, Part II"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"The Sorriest Days of Our Lives/A Reason for a Firewall, Part II"

Parody Written by:

Darth Chaos

The Lyrics

[YOU!
YES, YOU!
STAND STILL, COMMIE!]

When we grew up and went to school
Gates would enslave the pupils any way he could
By forcing people to use Windows any way he did
Exposing every person's identity however carefully hidden by the rigs

But in town it was well know at night
That Gates would use Linux under orders from his wife!

We want to use the competition
We don't want no OS control
No dark sarchasm using Windows
Billy, leave the Tux alone!
HEY! BILLY! LEAVE THE TUX ALONE!
All in all, it's a reason for a firewall!
All in all, you're just a reason for a firewall!

We want to use the competition
We don't want no OS control
No dark sarchasm using Windows
Billy, leave the Tux alone!
HEY! BILLY! LEAVE THE TUX ALONE!
All in all, it's a reason for a firewall!
All in all, you're just a reason for a firewall!

[WRONG! BOOT IT AGAIN!
WRONG! BOOT IT AGAIN!
IF YOU DON'T BOOT WINDOWS, YOU CAN'T USE THE INTERNET!
HOW CAN YOU USE THE INTERNET IF YOU DON'T BOOT WINDOWS?!
YOU!
YES, YOU BEHIND THE FIREWALL!
STAND STILL, COMMIE!]

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