Song Parodies -> "Michael"

Original Song Title:

"Mother"

Original Performer:

"Michael"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Today, for some fun, I think I'll engage in a little admiration--however little--of one of America's enemies. Like all of his fans, Michael Moore is a liar and leftard traitor. Unlike his fans, however, he has just enough brainpower somewhere in that lump of lard known as his head to appreciate the value of huge piles of money, and the wickedly ironic humor of extracting these from his fans and using them to invest in Halliburton and other companies to which he is supposedly hostile. Then, too, I have to admit that sending his daughter to a private school while most of his fans' children languish in the public school stinkpit was a plucky--if somewhat hypocritical--thing to do.

Michael, everything you say is wrong.
Michael, we should give your act the gong.
Michael, how's it feel to know you have no balls?
Ooowaaa--you just have a gut, that's all.

Michael, Bush is still our President.
Michael, all your films are excrement.
Michael, seems that all you ever do is lie!
Ooowaaa--ever given truth a try?

Watch the lefty morons spreading wide!
Michael bought shares in Halliburton; it's true.
Michael bought shares in oil companies too.
Michael tells a lie and lefties know he's lying;
They don't realize that it's them he's fooling.
Michael is a con man in his fullest form!
Rubes, they...
Rubes, they...
Rubes, they don't see that Michael's ripping them off!

Michael knows the schools aren't good enough, you see?
Michael knows the kids are dangerous, you see?
Michael wants to keep his little girl apart
Ooowaaa--from them, 'cause they're such retards.

Plush life for you, baby, you'll get by:
Michael's paying your tuition all the way through.
Michael won't let anyone common near you.
Michael's gonna raise you on his far-left spin.
Michael will always want evil to win;
Michael always cheers on liberty's defeat!
To blame...
To blame...
To blame; he's always been hateful, you see.

Michael, how's it feel to live a lie?

"F*** all these small businesses--f*** 'em all! Bring in the chains."
--One of my favorite quotes from old Mr. Lardhead.

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