(Oh my God, what a fabulous tree!)
(Did you make that angel star?)
(Huh, this place is bigger than our department!)
(Can I get a glass of egg nog? It's not virgin, huh?)
(Oh wow! Look at all this grub!)
(Please don't be a brat!)
(What are you eating?)
(Hello! Are you enjoying your holiday?)

Office party today
Food on the trays
And a grin on each woman and man
Red, green and white
Decorations all right
They all start all sober, but then they get bolder
Bet you that next day that they will vow, "No more!"
And I canseea hottie to me, coming on
I feel...
Hot under my collar
Face gaining slight color
Heart going "pa-rum-pum-pum-pum"!

Come to the cloakroom, let's throw the coats on the floor
And have some hot quickie sex
Don't act so frightened, I need to get a lay
On the holiday
Come now and do me, I'll get down on my knees
Let's play Mrs. Claus and Santa
Or Rudolph and Clarice
Is that a candy cane in your fly?
Come on now, give a try! (OK!)

(Appropriately kinky noises heard during guitar solo)

I think someone called the cops
I just did the wife of my boss!
Now I'm going to payYYYYYYY.!