Hey Scrooge, inside with your gold
Got your money, cash controlled
Jacob Marley?

Hey Scrooge, Rolling in coin piles
While Cratchet eats from discount aisles
Jacob Marley?

Hey Scrooge, Won't help to pay charity's rights
Won't give in... to make wallet light

Hey Scrooge, went back to your home
With your blanket chewing bones
In comes Marley

Hey Scrooge, in your fear down alcohol
Screaming, "What's this all about
Dead your Marley!!"

Hey Scrooge, Would you care chat with a ghost
You got no heart, so the dead roam

(Jacob Marley on Air-Guitar)

Thought it was only a fantasy
When the clock struck nine
Now, you can see
The matter of some guys
Ghosts 1, 2, 3
And the ghosts made him go insane

(Ghostly sound effects)

Hey Scrooge, running to window
Throwing random boy some gold
Bring me turkey!

Hey Scrooge, out decking the hall
Drinking eggnog by the bowl
Thank you Marley!

Hey Scrooge, Go out there and shop at the mall
Now he's got one plan Watch Christmas specials