Song Parodies -> "Two Pigs Who Shop in the Mall"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick in the Wall"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Two Pigs Who Shop in the Mall"

Parody Written by:

Tom Mahon

The Lyrics

This one's for all shoppers. Am I Right?

Part I (Shops)
Two Pigs Who Shop In The Mall

Sweetheart's calling from her cell phone
Wants t'go shopping in the mall
Now we're browsing through the shops
Honey, what else can I do for you?
Honey, what can I buy for you?!?
All in all we're just pigs who shop the mall.
All in all we're just two pigs who shop in the mall.

Part II (Shops)
Two Pigs Who Shop In the Mall

(Looking at a plasma T.V.)
We don't need no sales persuasion.
We don't need t'know how it's controlled.
No smart lecturing in the salesroom.
Salesman! Leave us pigs alone!
Hey! I said! Leave us pigs alone!
All in all we're just pigs who shop the mall.
All in all we're just two pigs who shop in the mall

We don't need no sales persuasion.
We don't need t'know how it's controlled.
No smart lecturing in the salesroom.
Salesman! Leave us pigs alone!
Salesmen! Leave us pigs alone!
All in all we're just pigs who shop the mall.
All in all we're just two pigs who shop in the mall

Part III (Shops)

Two Pigs Who Shop In the Mall
(Leaving after purchasing the Plasma T.V.)

It's nice to have you hug and kiss me.
And you know what it takes to excite me.
I'll put the T.V. in our bedroom.
Don't think we need anything else at all.
Yes, we don't need anything else at all.
All in all we're just pigs who shop the mall.
All in all we're just two pigs who shopped in the mall.

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