Biff was a swan, but now he's gone.
Biff met the train, now he's late.
And Biff was such a good swan
He loved his kids more often that he did.

Biff's now asleep, but he doesn't dream.
Biff won't be afraid because he died.
But if I go insane
Please don't push me in front of the train.

[guitar solo]

Biff lost his warmth, now he's cool.
Biff's spirit now rides along with the wind.
And Biff was such a good swan
He'd understand the importance of love and friends.

Biff's kids are alone, and now they cry.
But State Farm will keep them home...and dry.
But if I go insane
Will you throw me in front of the train?

[guitar solo]

Biff was a swan, but now he's gone.
Biff met the train, now he's late...again.
And Biff was such a good swan
He loved his kids more often that he did.