When it's the crack on your side back,
That won't deny view.
Nothing's underneath your pants at all.
It's just a lack of application;
You're not wearin' none,
Not a pleasant sighting for eyeball.

Under-wea-ar-ar, they come in some nice bright colors,
And no one can screen your bummer.
They may stink bad from turds on laundry day, oh yeah,
Get you some nylon knickers, don't wanna see your total aft,
You're needin' to wear some underwear each day.

They will hide all the folds and even all the wrinkles,
Cover up that spreader out of sight.
So just allow us use of our imagination,
Keep your rear end out of the day-light.

Under-wea-ar-ar, they come in some nice bright colors,
And no one can screen your bummer.
They may stink bad from turds on laundry day, oh yeah,
Get you some nylon knickers, don't wanna see your total aft,
You're needin' to wear some underwear each day.

Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear today,

Come on just wear some underwear,
Come on just wear some underwear,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear,
'Cause no one wants it to be shown,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear, will you?
Come on just wear some underwear today,

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