Gloria Allred shrieked when she heard of el Rushbo's bloviation
Now the celebrity lawyer says that the courts should be starting an investigation

It was against the law
It was against the law
Rush's verbal claw
It was against the law

Now Limbaugh said Ms. Fluke was a slut when the birth control was mentioned
Allred said "oy, let's take that fat boy and stick him in the house of detention"

Watch the stuff you say
When you're a public figure
Watch the stuff you say
Or else you'll end up just like Mel* and Krame**
Join the ranks of
Don Imus and Laura***
See Rush and Gloria down in the courtroom
Look, Rush and Gloria down in the coutroom

Well a couple of sponsors have dropped Limbaugh's show
Just like he dropped his Oxy habits
But will Rush still be on, or will he be long-gone

(Suddenly, Elmer Fudd storms into the courtroom holding his rifle, frustrated because Bugs has escaped again, and says:)

"Like that wascally little rabbit"


Watch the stuff you say
When you're a public figure
Watch the stuff you say
Or else you'll end up just like Charlie Sheen
Join the ranks of
Don Imus and Laura***
See Rush and Gloria down in the courtroom
Look, Rush and Gloria down in the coutroom