Song Parodies -> "Chloroform"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

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Original Performer:

"Chloroform"

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The Lyrics

When I think back on what a sack I was in high school
It's a wonder I could score at all
And now this new technique has made me quite successful
Well I gotta say it sure beats alcohol

Chloroform--
When she tries to keep her distance
It gives you such low resistance
It lets you make all the girls your willing date
Whoa yeah
I like 'em nice and conscious
...Once they're handcuffed to my lawnchair
Yes I gotta say
This chloroform is great

If I took all the ladies down where mom plays bingo
and tied em up in leather for one night
I know they'd kick my ass and I'd end up in prison
I guess it's now my turn to scrap and fight

Chloroform--
It gives you those nice limp bodies
Even if they know karate
It lets you make all the girls your "willing" date
Whoa yeah
Here take a nice big whiffy
You'll be my girlfriend in a jiffy
Yes I gotta say this chloroform is great

Gottagotta get some chloroform
Gottagotta get some chloroform
Gottagotta get some chloroform todaaaay
Gottagotta get some chloroform
And infiltrate that co-ed dorm
Gottagotta get some chloroform todaaaay

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Rice Cube - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment

*chuckle*

Pippin - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment

I like it, clever !

Jonathan C. - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Do you have a large, deep pit in your house, Bill, uh I mean Claude. ;)Good job.

Billy Florio - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

OMG, this is great...I couldnt stop laughing (Or wondering why I didnt think of doing this...the parody...not the act) lol..anyway...keep 'em coming

Stray Pooch - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

This is why I never let my children on the internet alone - lol!!!!! You are a sick man, Claude, but funny. I give the parody high marks, and I do have a sense of humor. But I really question whether the subject is apprpriate based on the site guidelines. You are talking about sexual assault here. I know it's a joke, and good choice of a song for it, but the subject is a little hard to take. Mind you, there have been worse ones out here on amiright, so I'm not picking on you.

Billy Florio - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

"Mind you, there have been worse ones out here on amiright, " .....umm..well, I think I have submitted most of them here lol

Claude Prez - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry Pooch. And anyone else who may have been offended by the implications (in my defense, s*x is never actually mentioned) contained in this parody. Sometimes it's easy to forget the guidelines are even there, especially if I think something will be funny. Anyway, thanks for the comments everyone.

Eric Andrews - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I seriously did think this parody was funny, but it's just a song for crying out loud! Claude, you may be new, but you've got a lot of potential on here. William Tong just might need to make some room at the top.

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

"Second Annual Billy Florio Award"

JOE - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment

NOT RIGHT!

Luke Brattoni - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment

All that trouble over a little bit o' chemically-assisted rape? Have some 5s, this was a knock-out.

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