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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Lies To Leave Obama"

Original Song Title:

"Fifty Ways To Leve Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty Lies To Leave Obama"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the problem is all upon the right he said to me
the answer is clear now now if you'd only vote for me
I'd like to help you is but I'll help you after me
there must be fifty lies to leave obama

he said it's really bush's fault we did invade
but all the trouble started long ago, afraid
a democratic president and internist he "made
another fifty lies to leave obama
fifty lies to leave obama

real name not barack, Jack,
it it hussein, Jane?
is he just coy, Roy?
looks kenyan to me
so why all the fuss Gus?
he don't tell the truth much,
it's Sarah Palin to be free,
just listen to me

I know it grieves me so to see this crap again
and Biden sits right there and says it leads to change
but sadly people listen to this guy.. deranged
and it is in so many ways

he said why don't we just blame problems on the right
but s&L and sub prime mortgages came mostly from our side
but speeches from barack say nothing that is right
there must be fifty lies to leave obama
fifty lies to leave obama

real name not barack, Jack,
it it hussein, Jane?
is he just coy, Roy?
looks kenyan to me
so why all the fuss Gus?
he don't tell the truth much,
it's Sarah Palin to be free,
just listen to me


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rob - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
i feel sorry for liberals. they HAVE TO support thier candidate. us conservatives have the o.k. and freedom to NOT support our candidates, like in 2006. why? because we dont care who wins, we just want quality moral and economic principals. are the republicans wrong a lot lately? yes, because they are compromising for welfare and illegal immagrant votes whom the liberals have bred and ha ha ha, whom will eliminate the need for your unions. while trying to "accomodate" everyone to get thier vote, you're killing your kids future as these immigrants will outwork your kids, and at union prices, they will be a better ecconomic choice. it is allready happening. one N.C. company fired all the " give us a raise for s*** work" liberal union people to hire illegals. ha ha ha. it is back fireing. my point is this; i am conservative, i have freedom to not vote my party line or go libertarian.. liberals have to sweep thier dirt under the rug, ignore it, or partially acknowledge it. WHO ARE YOU, WHAT ARE YOU WORTH, AND HOW CHEAP CAN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BE BOUGHT? I CAN'T BE BOUGHT, and i didnt vote in 2006. GOD, JESUS, AND HOLY GHOST BLESS THE GLOBE.
Agrimorfee - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
"I feel sorry for liberals. they HAVE TO support thier candidate. us conservatives have the o.k. and freedom to NOT support our candidates, like in 2006. why? because we dont care who wins, ... and i didnt vote in 2006. " [br] You're not going to vote again this time, are you? If so, that's fine.
rob - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
o.k. i'll become a pissing pool contributer at times. will i vote? I STILL MAY NOT ! i hate the liberal mc cain, but i love the CONSERVATIVE palin. besides, after he has had the presidency for 4 years, he wont run again, and if she stays conservative, she'll be worth having around. like i said, i have the freedom to dissagree with my party, or not vote. lieberman , your VP nominee, got thrown to the dogs by you guys because of only one view supporting going to war. sounds rather closed minded or sounds like, well, the communists that liberals are. JESUS bless us all

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