Song Parodies -> "Stranded with Nuns"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

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Original Performer:

"Stranded with Nuns"

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The Lyrics

Snuck inside those stone walls
Convent-guised o're leather
Bent on freeing women; vice and sin! Like new...
Manna, eeeew!
Manna, eeeeeewwwww!

Gotta sever 'em outta there
Bought off Reverend Galloway
Too much secular chastity
Saw they needed some fun today
My endeavor involved some beer
But I never planned very clear

When the truck unloaded
An almighty stash
It alerted all the nuns
And a curt nun said
('Cus I didn't quite share?)
"There's no more having fun"
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns

Wearin' veiled black - they failed, damn!
To search me for a 'lump'
Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns

Well they locked the cloister
Without ever I.-
-D.ing or comparison
And the vow of silence
Meant I couldn't swear
That my habit hid a 'gun'

Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
I'm a veiled wreck of Hail Mar's
Besmirching holy duds
While I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns

Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns

There were sights appealing
As the convent girls
Around me bedded down
Thoughts abound un-churchy
'Neath the covers where
My ol' lever's heavenbound

Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns

Now the truth I fudged
(Well just a smudge)
I'll 'celibate' till sore
'Cus I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns (yeah!)
Gonna have fun (yeah!)

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Paul Robinson - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer & Pip - Great stuff, lots of really excellent lines here.

Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny, and loved the title. 5-5-5.

MrMacphisto - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

This would make for a hilarious video... lol

Johnny D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, this would make a funny video! LOL! 5's

2nz - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

'cus I didn't quite share?' was my favorite. Great title, too.

Tim Hall - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

This is a parody writing nobody should feel guilty for doing!

Billy Florio - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent! Very funny

Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

5 hail Merrys, 5 hail Pippins and 5 more just for the hail of it. ;)

Jan Unwin - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Your parodies are habit-forming, particularly this one.

alvin rhodes - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

that's about as demented as it gets...nice job...5s

mandamoo - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Haha ! Perpetually cloistered now ! Excellent job guys !

Know 1 can hear you dream - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

You two have that fantasy too? ;-)

Peregrin - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you all! Last comment, well, try anything once! ;-)

Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Say, M&P, have you come across the song "Sister Josephine" by Jake Thackray? I think you'd like it... lines like: "No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers/ Her lustful moanings fill the stilly night/ No more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell/ No longer will the cloister toilet seat stand upright"

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