Oh, I had to use the latest healthcare plan
My nose was runny and I hurt my hand
Wait in a frickin’ line I did have to stand
I was coughing up a lot, you know
And I was hoping not to fall in snow
So up propped ol’ me try ‘n steady my load

You know, they’re slow, oh no, so slow
Gonna do you harm there and make you lay dough
Low life, high strife, oh don’t go
Hey, they’re gonna do you harm
Take a chair with ya!

Ah, at the office of president
Clever job he talked the house guys into it
We’re all whipped 'n all we do is lament
Folly; party should have had more sense
I bought a teepee when my debt got dense
Just cuz they take all my dollars and cents

Take dough, it goes, oh no, low dough
Cost a leg or arm or they maybe take both
No like high price, oh no no
Hey, they’re gonna do you harm

Oh folks, no joke
Need some high alarm cuz you don't really know
Low life, high gripes, oh don't know
Don't throw out your lucky charm
Might need it to get along

I had to drag up to the doctor's floor
Cost twice as high as plan the night before
Old man tells me, crying and sore
He said, "You know I'm gonna be a croaker man"
"Ain't got no money and too old for scans?"
"Just really sick this time, I don't understand"

Let go, laid low, old man let go
Down to old folk's farm where you get waylaid low
No nice, high price, oh don't go
Stay away from old folk's farm

Old folks, old folks
Bound to do you harm, man you don't want to know
Roll dice, bye life, oh don't go
Don't go down to old folk's farm
Pray that they don't tap your arm
Stay away they'll do you harm

Stay away! Stay away! Don't wanna go back!
No, no, no, no, no!

(Last Gasp)


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